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 AMEX PIGDOM
Today at 2:47pm      It is widely reported that AMEX recruits employees by offering incentives like free bags of popcorn at snack time, and licorice flavored blocks of coal in their Christmas stockings.  This insures that they will attract the most intelligent, savy, individuals from the higher reasoning crowd.  These folks are often over-looked by other less ambitious companies like Walmart, and 7-11's.  AMEX finds these people by sending poorly paid, but highly motivated starving scouts into poverty stricken neighborhoods to look behind trash cans, and under homeless people to find that savory individual who is looking to move up in their mega-soul-sucking-financial-wasteland of an institution-4.0 -to become the people they were truly destined to be-pigs.  These "pigs" as they are destined to become - eventually learn, after careful study, and training how to feed at the trough of commerce, by shoving their snouts into the excrement of peoples private lives.  They dig avidly for your credit report, and snort through your family income.  They roll their fat, dirty bellies in your buying habits, and look greedily forward to your next "expected expenditure".  They are empowered to raise or lower your credit limit (while they of course have none - since AMEXSUX doesn't really pay them with money-but instead gives them pompous titles like "Regional Credit Supervisor") and to drool condescending insults at you (since they are really jealous that you have so much more blasted money than they have) while getting promoted to even higher positions!  The most coveted position being PIG SUPREME. These Pigs are so valuable and revered by AMEXSUX that they are allowed to mate and have families.  But they must of course give 50% of their children back to AMEXSUX for the mutual benefit of the PIG SUCKING GROUP.  If you are interested in knowing more about the AMEX PIGDOM simply apply for a credit card and you too can "bear witness" to an unGodly creation.